var quotes=new Array(22)

//change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired.

quotes[0]='\"18 wheels and they all missed me\" sighed Moe'

quotes[1]='...because your second gear went out again, it\'s:'

quotes[2]='\"Does this mean I have to be even more of a dumbass to get quoted\? I\'m not dumbassed enough\?\" - osuuma'

quotes[3]='this quote brought to you because troll is out of ideas'

quotes[4]='say something dumb and be immortalized here forever!'

quotes[5]='...because you just couldn\'t quite afford that new gixxer'

quotes[6]='\"The mind can only enjoy what the seat can endure.\" - unknown'

quotes[7]='...once you have the best between your legs you tend not to notice any small imperfections! - BOTR'

quotes[8]='zx6e.net: explaining whats wrong with 2nd gear since 2003!'

quotes[9]='Now featuring ignore capabilities because DonB just won\'t shut up'

quotes[10]='Because Troll probably frogot where to edit these things by now...'

quotes[11]='\"J\'ai mis le doigt sur le bobo!\" - Mimi'

quotes[12]='\"one induces butt spasms\" - Z3n'

quotes[13]='\"The only trick that I can do with it is move the piece of bone around and make onlookers look away\" - Squidley'

quotes[14]='\"If the bike\'s happy, I\'m happy.\" - osuuma'

quotes[15]='\"I never had an E I was close too many times but it always fell thru.\" - nick0'

quotes[16]='\"You don\'t fight with your bike, you dance with it\" - bobl'

quotes[17]='\"its real nice out tonight, lets take the ladies out for a beating\" - checkedout'

quotes[18]='\"I think I\'ll take Z3n out drinking and see if his loose lips let something slip.\" - zxhundred'

quotes[19]='\"My E was stolen - once he realizes it\'s a zx6e he\'ll probably drop it back off at my house.\" - MCrommett'

quotes[20]='\"Yes i have way more shoes than bikes.\" - keelie'

quotes[21]='\"Got me new tires today! Got them pirelli diablo stradas. They smell nice.\" - morph'

var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
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